Last night the Ihan Finance players went through a full training session even though the temperature was in the minuses and the snow was falling.

At least half of the squad decided that they would boycott the training due to it being to cold to train outside. Needless to say, none of the boycotters were English, as in the words of fans' favourite, Kris Mole; "Lovely. Absolutely lovely. The weather couldn't be any more perfect for playing football in. You could run for hours and not get hot and uncomfortable. Perfect."

It had been previously decided that this would be the final outdoor training session of the winter break, but that decision was reversed at the end of this session simply because there is still no need to be inside. A few of the players present did have a few complaints about the weather at the start of the session, but after playing for 5 minutes all that was forgotten.

According to Kris; "I'll be honest with you, I hate playing indoors. It's not football for me. I can understand that if there is a foot of snow laying on the ground then there is no alternative than to play inside, but otherwise there should be no reason why training outside on a nice pitch should be discontinued. As long as you don't stand around doing nothing then you should be able to keep warm enough. If  we would be in England then there would be no talk whatsoever of changing our plans because of the cold, so I don't see why, when we have so many ex-pats in the team, things should be any different here. Of course you get a few of the French who can't handle it, but that's the French way, isn't it? They're not exactly known for having any kind of toughness. But that's up to them. So, I'll see you next wednesday night, same time, same place. Than you, and good night."

Here at Deal-Real News, we completely agree with the sentiments of Mole. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or, if you can't stand the cold, get out of the team. In fact, if you can't stand the cold, go to the hospital for gender reassignment because you are obviously not man enough to be playing the beautiful game.

 

Deal-Real News,

Ljubljana.